Entry: Does Merriam & Webster really send letters like this? Tuesday, May 24, 2005



From Page 79:

My dear Mr. Velasco:

   Hold it!
   
   Don't file me in that handsome wastebasket beside your desk.  Its crowded, and I don't like crowds.

   Not under that file of mails on your desk.

   Its crowded, and I don't like crowds.

   Not under that file of mails on your desk either.

   I couldn't breathe -- and I like to breathe and keep active.

   What else, do I like?

   I like checks and I like paper clips, and I like action.  So just make out a check, fasten it to me with paper clip and mail us, now, to Merriam & Webster Bookstore.

Always cordially,
Alfred Reyes

   2 comments

Myrene
May 25, 2005   02:59 PM PDT
 
I am in tears... i have no words... i swear my heart stopped... unbelievably *()&(&^*(O#!!!

And to think yesterday i felt bad when i read about Mr. Reyes being a grandfather... I happen to like the elderly!

BTW, I was in Shanghai last week and could not access your site, i though you got banned!
suzette
May 25, 2005   01:40 PM PDT
 
What the?!!!

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