Sorry English: A Shrine to Jun Urbano Reyes and His Works
Friday, May 20, 2005
Dear Ralph Andrew
Sample Letter of Acceptance to a Dinner Invitation
This speaks for itself (from page 38):
Dear Ralph Andrew,
Your invitation, with the warmth of friendship that is contained, was one of the pleasantest things that ever came my way.
Of course, I accept, and thank you so much. I can't tell you how much this means to me. Give my regards to the rest of your family. It will be wonderful to see everybody again and to have such opportunity to "make up."
I look eagerly of seeing you next Sunday.
Very sincerely yours,
Rachel Ann
BTW, Ralf Andrew and Rachel Ann are Jun Urbano Reyes' grandchildren.
Why this Blog: As a Filipino engineer working for a Hong Kong accounting firm, there isn't much I can do about the declining English competence among my compatriots. Nor can I hope to single-handedly rescue the Philippine education system from the cesspool that it's in. So instead, I have decided to blog and poke fun at one of the perpetrators of bad English in the Philippines -- Mr Jun Urbano Reyes of Our Lady of Fatima University.
I picked up my wife's copy of "Business Correspondence" by Jun Urbano Reyes, and I laughed so loud it started me blogging. (My wife was given that book to use in the English class she teaches. Instead, she gave the book to me in disgust.)
In his acknowledgments, the good Mr Reyes gave "Special thanks to Mr Giovanni Sy that good looking guy and owner of Merriam Webster whose 'words of wisdom' gave me more confidence to come up with it."
Thank you, too, Mr Sy, for publishing this hilarious book.
What is "Any other else?"
I got the phrase from another great Engrish teacher, Ms C. She was my English teacher in 3rd year high school at Xavier. She'd use the phrase instead of "anything else?", and my friend D and I would keep a running total of the number of times she made this particularly irritating linguistic faux pas.
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